THE WIFE’S BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK – TOTALLY NOT A CONFESSION
Because nothing says “I’m coping well” like shopping at a charity shop while the detectives do their thing. This dangerously dry card is for fans of gallows humour, true crime addicts, and anyone who knows their way around a dark punchline.
Printed on premium matte paper and finished with a tastefully sketched crime scene tape—because sometimes love (or laundry) just mysteriously disappears.
- Size: 18.2 x 11.7 cm
- Paper Type: Premium Matte
- Includes a crisp white envelope
- Inner: Blank, because plausible deniability needs space
Perfect for anniversaries (of freedom?), true crime fans, or just dropping the world’s darkest chuckle on someone’s doormat.
Pickup available at Orihuela Costa. 03189.
Usually ready in 2 hours
SEND AS A GIFT
SEND LUXURY, STRAIGHT TO THEIR DOOR
We make gifting effortless and unforgettable. Your FOX & WOLF greeting card becomes part of a luxurious gift pack, beautifully wrapped in our signature paper. Add a handwritten message, crafted with care, inside our bespoke greeting card for that personal touch.
From our hands to theirs—our couriers will deliver your elegantly wrapped gift anywhere in Europe or the UK. Thoughtful, stylish, and oh-so-special.
HOW TO SEND A MEMORABLE, PERSONAL GIFT
Making your gift unforgettable is simple:
- Add everything to your order—don’t forget the bespoke FOX & WOLF greeting card.
- Click the trolley icon at the top of the screen.
- Select ‘ADD ORDER NOTE’ and tell us what you’d like handwritten inside the card.
- At checkout, enter your friend’s name and address in the ‘Delivery’ section.
- Keep an eye on your email—you’ll get dispatch and delivery updates with tracking info.
It’s that easy to send a thoughtful, heartfelt gift straight to their door.
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DELIVERY OPTIONS: YOUR WAY, YOUR CONVENIENCE
We’ve got you covered with flexible delivery methods tailored to your basket:
SPAIN
- Standard Delivery: Starting at just €3.29
2–4 business days—FREE for orders over €79.99 (non-discounted items only). - Pick-Up In-Store: FREE
Ready in as little as 2 hours!
WHERE WE SHIP
FOX & WOLF delivers across Spain (mainland and islands), Portugal, the UK, and throughout Europe.
For detailed shipping rates and more information, visit Shipping Details.
ES: +34 96 56 484 68
UK: +44 208 064 047
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