A WOMAN CALLS 999 – TRASH TALK EDITION
Who needs a couples’ therapist when you’ve got brutal one-liners and a rotting wheelie bin? This pitch-black piece of marital comedy is for anyone who’s ever questioned if their partner is still breathing—or just really bad at chores.
Printed on premium matte paper with deadpan illustrations and emotional damage in every syllable, this card is a high-five to sarcastic spouses and long-suffering legends.
- Size: 18.2 x 11.7 cm
- Paper Type: Premium Matte
- Includes a crisp white envelope
- Inner: Blank, like the effort he puts into bin day
Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just dragging your partner through passive-aggressive poetry.
Pickup available at Orihuela Costa. 03189.
Usually ready in 2 hours
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From our hands to theirs—our couriers will deliver your elegantly wrapped gift anywhere in Europe or the UK. Thoughtful, stylish, and oh-so-special.
HOW TO SEND A MEMORABLE, PERSONAL GIFT
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- Add everything to your order—don’t forget the bespoke FOX & WOLF greeting card.
- Click the trolley icon at the top of the screen.
- Select ‘ADD ORDER NOTE’ and tell us what you’d like handwritten inside the card.
- At checkout, enter your friend’s name and address in the ‘Delivery’ section.
- Keep an eye on your email—you’ll get dispatch and delivery updates with tracking info.
It’s that easy to send a thoughtful, heartfelt gift straight to their door.
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- Standard Delivery: Starting at just €3.29
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Ready in as little as 2 hours!
WHERE WE SHIP
FOX & WOLF delivers across Spain (mainland and islands), Portugal, the UK, and throughout Europe.
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ES: +34 96 56 484 68
UK: +44 208 064 047
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