Welcome to the paper playground where politeness goes to die.
This is CARDS THAT SLAP—a brutally funny collection of greeting cards made for people who like their humour dark, their compliments sarcastic, and their friendships a little emotionally unstable.

From savage birthday burns to unhinged divorce delights, every card here is printed on premium matte stock and dripping in dry wit.

You won’t find fluffy kittens or glitter hearts. Just cold, chaotic truths and enough passive-aggression to power a small village.

Perfect for weird besties, rude coworkers, exes you somehow still text, and mums who always think they’re right.

Go ahead. Say what the others won’t